The boxed set for Haiku RPG will include:
- Haiku RPG Rulebook
- 2 five-sided dice
- 1 seven-sided die
- A campaign setting: Blackpoem by Cob Ronley
- An adventure module: Knowledge Obfuscates by Shim Torts
- At the $123.02 Level: You get a ceremonial tea cup, signed by someone with a Sharpee.
- At the $202.88 Level: You get a poster-sized picture of Erik Tenkar (suitable for framing, for darts, and for scaring young children out of the basement).
- At the $458.13 Level: You get the Haiku Megadungeon, filled with wandering poems and magical tea ceremonies.
- At the $876.00 Level: You get an actual Japanese Maple Tree, suitable for planting in your yard. The tree might even be alive if you pay extra for speedy shipping.
- At the $1,604.29 Level: You get one of my haikus, printed on the back of scrap paper from work, and signed by me (or someone that I work with).
- The Tome of Order, featuring over 500 modrons statted and ready for your Haiku RPG game.
- Haiku Fragments, a hardcover book containing tens of haiku started by me but never finished.
- Breaking Haiku, another hardcover book of haiku-like poetry with six or eight syllables in the second line (instead of seven). So edgy.
- The Master Teapot: A finely made teapot in the shape of E. Gary Gygax's head.