I am not much for this whole blogging thing, but, then I should keep Ken happy as I am his character and I am hosed if he decides to create a different character. Anyway, I am not much for writing so I am going to use pictures to help me tell my story today. Most of you humans would rather see pictures than have to read and think anyway. Since I have been given free reign for this post, I am going to give you Five Irrefutable Reasons Why Dwarves Are Better:
5. We Can Multi-Task: Do dishes, sing, juggle, and play catch all at once? No problem.
4. Our Weapons Can Multi-Task: I quick draw with my +2 bass guitar.
3. Farts and Burps Always Acceptable (
even especially at weddings and funerals): I know. How cool is that?
2. We Are Optimists: We always see the positive in everything.
1. We Are Not Elves: No explanation needed.