(Relieved sigh) "We're back. Let's bury Black Dougal and then divide the loot."
"That should be easy, sir. All we have left of him is his left thumb."
Mace Palm Trees - hit you, if you come to close.AC 5, HD 4, A 1 Damage 2D6, can't move, but can attack in a 10ft. radius. Dates are powerful drug (2 hours unconsciousness if consumed, 10% chance of random spell inplanted in brain, save vs. poison or unconsciuosness last 1-4 days)
I am thinking of Cthulhu...