Order up! Dinner is served.
Ha ha ha.
You plead with the dragon that you were only giving them a boat ride and they are all fine, but you've rolled a '1' on your diplomacy skill. I'd say roll for initiative, but I wouldn't bother. You still have that dwarven fighter rolled up, right?
It does have all the makings of a TPK.
Obviously your sacrifice to Procan/Umberlee was insufficient.But like Tim said, you still have the dwarven fighter. ;)
Yes, obvious to even the casual observer.
"Dingies & Dragons"
Never name your boat "Dragonslayer" unless you can back it up.
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